THE FOX HILL FNM CANDIDATE THIS TIME GIVING OUT CAKE
The latest on the pixie that is running for office in Fox Hill for the Free National Movement. He is bribing older voters with birthday cake. He shows up camera in hand and winding and quorming through the pathway to their yards to offer them birthday cake. Last week he was bribing young unaccompanied minors from the schools with 100 per cent all beef hotdogs. What a time! What a time!