Who is worse: the Fifth Columnist, or, The Black Crab ??

FELIX SANDS WRITES FROM FREEPORT
The Davis Administration must now brace itself and take counter measures because there is a real possibility that we have active among us a Fifth Columnist, and or, a Black Crabs posing as an opposition.
I defined the two groupings mentioned as such. Fifth Column is a grouping of individuals within our country working for and with external forces against the sovereign interest of The Bahamas; and, by extension, undermining it’s governmental institutions including the Executive branch, the Judiciary and the Discipline forces. The ultimate goal being destabilizing and bringing down a government.
The second grouping, the Black Crabs comprises Self-Haters, or mental Slaves, possessing visceral dislike of The PLP, and any thing headed by or managed by its supporters, or black leadership seemingly successful. This grouping always cast doubt about black exceptionalism and successes instead of pointing the finger on criminality or malfeasance of black success. The classic example being the denigration and vilification of the local numbers house industry .
These opposition operatives have consistently and curiously ignored a treasure trove of domestic issues requiring the attention of a worthy loyal opposition. Instead, the opposition has obsessively turned their attention to the election day plane crash that lost its way and ended up 200 miles north in the ocean off Melbourne, Florida.
What is it that the opposition knows about this plane crash that law enforcement authorities does not know, but should know? How does a local flight from Marsh Harbor Abaco to Freeport, Grand Bahama, a 20 minute-flight with a path that leads from east to west ends up 200 miles north in the ocean of Melbourne, Florida? Was this a sanctioned undercover operation putting at risk innocent lives? Was there any thought given for the innocent women and children on that flight? Or, were they considered collateral damage? These are legitimate questions that demand answers. We are thankful that no lives were lost.
Mr. Pintard on Wednesday past, while on his feet, in support of the Old Persons bill; he went into a rant about love of country, and, then veered into drug trafficking and other criminal activities which had nothing to do with the bill before the house. Mr. Pintard, if our system is to work properly, we need a Loyal Opposition, Sir.
In the end, the answer to the question posed is The Black Crab is the Worst of the Worst because of the infection of mental slavery?
Felix Sands